"I lather you." "I know." Han Solo soap even Greedo would love

He may have been a scoundrel, but he wouldn’t have been able to seduce a princess if he smelled like Wookiee. Take a cue from the galaxy’s favorite rogue and keep it clean with this Carbonite hand soap. Sure, anyone who comes over will know you’re an incurable fanboy/fangirl, but you know what? I don’t care and neither should you. Han Solo is my hero, along with Captain America, Hannibal Barca, and Hector. Take me as I am!

Okay, I’ve returned to my senses. Sorry for that little outburst, I get worked up sometimes. The soap isn’t a joke, though, you can buy it (for $6.50 a bar) at Luxury Lane. “Made with pure olive oil, shea butter and aloe vera.” But with “matte and metallic pigments.” Wait, in the soap?!

[via GeekLeeTist and The Awesomer]